What are Best Gift Ideas to Buy for Very Rich Wealthy People

This article started life as a joke page.

But some people really want to know what to buy very rich people.

It's a tough question. Do you spend ridiculous amounts of money trying to please them - when you either can't afford it or can't match up to what they would spend?

No. That won't achieve anything.

In my opinion you need to focus in on their interests or hobbies, and find a thoughtful, but not too expensive present. Something small and good quality perhaps, rather than large and trashy.

If the wealthy individual is a keen golfer then something in a reasonable price range might be personal golf balls or a good quality one of those things they use to repair small holes in the grass.

I didn't create a list of these things, sorry. Because the variety of pursuits for the very rich is beyond my wilder imagines.

What I did instead was create a hopefully funny page with the most expensive Amazon stuff I could find.

On the plus side the adverts do link straight through to Amazon, so you can go looking yourself.

Remember, good quality does not have to be very expensive.

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What I’ve done here, and it took a bit of work I can tell you, is go through the Amazon pages looking for some very expensive stuff.

Not just functional items, but product that says something about you.

Just the labels alone will intimidate your visitors – and you can’t put a price on that.

Some people will say if it does the job that’s good enough. Losers mainly, and poor people.

Of course it needs to do the job, but it also needs a label that says this was expensive and you can’t afford it.

But don’t leave the price tag on. That’s just a low class trick. You’re looking to impress those who know they can’t afford it.

A thousand dollars on a fairly gruesome stuffed toy. Man, this stuff is expensive. Not to you of course.

People will know. "What's that?" - they will say. "Oh, it's just a Steiff".

Buy it to celebrate your love together - you and money.

Yes, it tells the time. At least I expect it does. I can't afford to get one and actually review it. Let's just assume it works.

Wear one of these and whoever mugs you is going to know you are a well rich guy. They may be so pleased they won't even bother to beat you up.

With a pen like this they are going to think you are a millionaire. Which you probably are.

Or a homosexual.

It's a chance worth taking I think. Only for millionaires who can actually write of course.

Well yes. At it's most basic. But these Faberge frames say so much about you, your house, your life and most of all... your money.

You could probably make one of these out of a bit of cardboard and some glitter. But where's the fun in that?

Cut a dash on the course with this high speed wobbler. Master the intricacies of the gyroscopic controls and you will be buzzing from sand trap to the nineteenth hole with aplomb.

For the man who has everything, what better way to attract attention from the clubhouse?

Spare batteries are probably available, but your chaffeur can deal with the details.

Well, up until that divorce settlement anyway.

Beautiful, unique, desirable, quality, discerning - these are just some adjectives.

It's bling basically. But rich man's bling. That's class.

You can put stuff in this bag and carry it around.

Or just carry the bag. Maybe put another bag inside the bag, so if someone's not impressed with that bag you can quickly swap round in the toilets.

Buy several and watch your husband's face when he gets the credit card statement.

Fabulous shades for a fabulous person. Even when it's dark outside you are going to want to put these on.

Great thing about shades is - you can see other people looking enviously at them without them seeing that you are noticing them looking.. oh, you know what I mean.

It's all about appearing expensive yet somehow not caring. Hard to pull off.

This weeks special offer - an item you really can afford.

Compared to the rest of this page - a nice wallet just begs out to be purchased.

Tip: Stuff it with paper and it will bulge in an acceptable manner. Keep it in your trouser pocket and even the most hard-nosed gold digger will be impressed.

I hope, boy do I hope, I have managed to tempt you into a sale. The commission alone would feed me for a week. But it's not about the money. Oh no.

It's about you and me being a higher style of person - refined and wealthy - we share a love of the good things, the better life.

So what if people around the world are starving? It's hardly our fault. And by spending our money on these little essentials, the trickle down process will help those poor people. How does this work? Hey! It's a sales hub, not some do gooder piece of political pontification!!

Happy shopping!

By the way. If you have reached this far without going off and making a purchase - hmmm. I knew you weren't really rich. Cheapskate.

If you are unfortunate enough to know someone whose a bit left leaning, right on, care about the world and all that rubbish - then send them this page. It'll send them into a first class rant about how the wealth is all held by a few people and poverty and so on.

They'll also know that you are richer and more refined than them - which is another bonus.

It's the Share button below. Only costs fifteen dollars to press it but hey... you can afford that surely.

No, I'm joking, it's free. For God's sake press the thing. I need to make a sale. Some of those socialist types have loads of money.