How Can I Make the Big Bucks by Writing?
69I am pleased to be entering all you people with your country.
It make me happy good time to give pleasure in your openings and to give you good prose.
I am learning English from the internet and I like to expression myself orally also to find some happiness.
One thing I am wondering is how much of this writing do I need to be doing before I find much reward in my banking accountancy?
This is why I am writing to you people of American to know what you find enjoyable and also to see how you can help me to find an income.
Lessons I am Learning
I have written or copied a lot of words onto the computer. Some of the words I have found have made me a few pennies, but I cannot find any really good writers.
When asking on the forum place someone spoke in favour of a man called Mark Ewbie so I am busy copying a lot of his work.
But when I read it to a friend they pulled a sad face and pretend to vomit.
They said “worst shit on a page” which is an expression I have not heard before.
Now I delete all that rubbish and put it all into a Kindle to see if I get many greetings from people using their cheque book.
Do you have favourite writer for me to follow and befriend?
I am hopeful to get acquainted without sex on body so I can learn from the great writers. In return I can tell you many links where people can do things which I cannot say but they will help you without interfering in your page links.
An Honoured Guest
When I first enter your men and women to become a friend on the internet I make many offers to come to my house and sleep with your pleasure.
It is a custom to welcome before fleecing, and I understand the American also do this.
They are best country in the world and hopefully they will also welcome me as honorary citizen even though I can’t yet get the Payment Pal.
If it gives you relief you can make happy times for me by sending me name of banking account that will accept my writing money when it arrives. I will put cheque in your name to anywhere of your liking and then we can both share in my writing succession.
I know that you treat guests with much courtesy and kindness so I am expectant of your blessings at your nearest convenience.
Writing for Money
I have written many information like this piece and have high hopes of future rewards.
The Google software finds me and lets happy people read and learn from my knowledge.
I study subjects on the Wiki Paedia of knowledge and then I use copy and paste to put the informations into my page. This gives me a lot of pleasure.
My readers will often stop and thank me by leaving good comments, and the ones who are related to my family will press the Google “You’re the One” button. This make much traffic and I am top ranked in many places.
Other people have written how to do this on Kindle and I will publish my first book soon on similar subject. I expect it to be a best seller as long as it has a good picture off Google Images.
Stopping the Writing
I am noticing that many very good writers from America make mistake of using all their words on one page. This means that searcher finds too much informations and their brain begin to ache.
If you waste words on writing then how you going to get more?
Of course you can do the copy but some people who should mind their own business pretend they don’t like it and make the flaming action with nasty words.
This page is not a copy. I make the writing all by my own words and now I get tired.
You have given me pleasure by reading and I will give you pleasure by stopping.
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Mark this is reminiscent of what Borat said when asked "What's in California." He said "Pearl Harbor is there, so is Texas." Hahaha.
I am much burping myself in thanks to you Jools and your smarter phone. Whoops a daisy, and now I must sit on a cloth for a while.
To my observant Borat fan Frannie I must make admissions to some similar mentions in style to the Kazakhstan emissionary. I can only please myself for now and hope to goodness that no one else will have heard of him.
This was a lot more fun then reading the seriously asked questions in the answers section.
(snicker!)
I have much love for you write thing. Very better.
Many welcomes to you Flora of the HubPages. You make the fun but do not send me money yet?
WillStarr. You are on my list. Many great pages of writing I have an itch in my person to study.
“I can’t yet get the Payment Pal”. I commune with you sorry-ly, pal. I also have not seen my work become yet the friendly money. My bank account is barren, like many of the old women in my village, but at least the internet porn puts the pleasure in their hands. But I wait while I succeed, Hub Pages says ‘write and write and write’, rewards will come. And donkeys are cheap.
Thankyou for making this hub pages insertion. I am learn already more from your writing, also about “the good picture off Google images”. I with you enjoy to ‘expression myself orally also to find some happiness.’ I am sure many Americans also do. So I offer you idea for other hub to give happiness would be to show picture from google unfiltered search of person pleasuring themself orally. People come to internet to see things not usual in their homes so you can risk making people laugh at the ground, I am sure.
I have no money to send, but I wish you big success and bucks of same stature.
Mr. Writer of the Online - you are a special writer with many good words and much wisdom to spread. I am grateful you come to me and spread it on my page. I will think about the Images of Pleasure and what can be done about it.
Nigeria is beautiful this time of year.
*snickers and snorts*
"good happy" Oh, I can't stop laughing.
Bravo! Bravo! *claps excessively*
I am liking this Bravo saying a lot, not so much the snorting.
edit: I like the snorting as well. I try to make the American joke with words but it falls flat like a pan in the cake.
You are much good friend who has pleasured me greatly.
I have need to a bank account for receiving my large money made by copying on the internet. I would like you send me your bank details so I could put this money in your account to keep for me until I get visa to stay in your wonderful country. I have much money from this and will share with you.
Also I would like it I and my family could stay with you until visa comes. I have beautiful sister ...
Ah, I am over the coming with laugh making now thanks to your visit upon my person. We and most specially your sister could perform this until the cows are returning home.
I have a small feeling in my body that it is not correctly political - but if it is good enough for the most honored Clarkson of the Top Gear...
Well, it's a lot of good clean fun.
funny...great post, I have no money to send you tho!! ...thanks for the pleasure
Sooner I would have responded although I been given your name by reputable services that which are trustworthy. Honesty in dealings are preferable so surely you will keep our corresponding in secret, yes?
Local farmers have discovered way that hubs can make money with little or no effort at the behest of the hub writer and it would be in your best interest to allow us to reveal such data in your face. Knowing that you are sufficiently trustable, I and my fellows know how to apply this information into your writings.
Single hubs are known to have created millions of liquid assets. An associate of my business partner, who is Mr. Bilbo Leibkowiz, Esq., and also my lawyer, is such a friend that he earned amenable quantities of gold and silver upon publishment of a single hub properly written according to these special guidance.
Should we have a willingness to combine our most honorable talents into a single ball of talent, I trust that your hubs could be leveraged thusly. Please expend yourself, if you wish, to propose a proposition including $49.95 and shipping and handling along with the address of your mailing in order for me to provide news that is breaking to you.
I can assurance you that your message will be retained in complete secrecy. Such informations as you offer are indeed welcome and my lawyer will deposit on your email a response warmly.
A trusted friend who is trusted will shortly offer you a joint email address.
This is where we can place all account details in strictest confidence to create the ball of talent of which you have spoken with much wisdom.
Urgently confidential for MR Mark Ewbie, Esq.
My name is Shome Thmoneh. I am from a family in high standing in the Republic of Nigeria, and President of the PanAfrica Continental Bank of Commercials.
Your name has been given to me by a mutual respectable esteemed business person who must wishes to remaining oblivious at this time.
Our mutual associate has alerted me of the monetary quest upon which you are embarked, thus I believe you will be amenable excitedly to the opportunity I am able to confidentially and in total conspiratoriality, bring you to.
Firstly, I must warn you of imposter movements coming from our country of farmers to the world and bringing distrust and disreputability to our name and standing on the international podium. Please, for your wellbeing personally and the standing of my beloved country in the world of monetary excreta, mention this message to no-one, and trust no farming pretenders.
Here are the facts of the offer, and its salience.
I am in possession of the knowledge of the whereabouts of a large furry animal, which has been responsible for generating enormous amounts of income for its owner in the world of the webnet, through the manipulation of data and the “changing of the game of searching” (ref source: Forbes Magazine). Further, and most critically, I am in possession of the knowledge of what new manipulations are intended but yet to be executed!!
Imagine, Mr Mark Ewbie, Esq., what value this knowledge represents to a person on a monetary quest such as you are currently today underway upon!
Do not be mislayed by the incredibility of this once in a lifetime chance, to do so would be to deny the ability to make millions upon millions of dollars, and take a fair commissioned portion for yourself. (I am thinking 98/2, generous to an overly degree, but I am a businessman, so I understand that both parties demand satisfactory returns).
But, and Most Importantly, essence belongs in this case to speed of action. The individual with whom I have my close personal internal arrangement is an employee of the Company with the intellectual rights to the furry animal and the technology by which its amenities are manipulated. And, I am thus reliably informed that new movements of a pandatory nature are imminent. Of course, said employee’s life and career are both at risk of premature, if not full and final cessation, should his revelation of this information fall into public or law enforcement awareness.
Please therefore forward by return, details of a bank account from which, upon inclusion of your personal access code, and the depositing of One Thousand Thousand Pounds, I am by you therefore and henceforth authorised, entitled, empowered and instructed, to pass through my Bank, so as to obtain this secret information in a timely, ‘ahead of the market’ (ref source; Forbes Magazine) manner, thus ensuring our beneficially shared monetary advantage and intense consequentially immeasurable wealth.
Yours in highest esteemed regard
Shome Thmoneh
Shome Thmoneh - what a wonderful and unusual name you have sir. And you know me well to have information about the creature of my desires.
Your message speaks of much interest, and I am grateful. I wish that our persons were in proximity then you would see my happy face with much smiling.
As for your fantastic offer - I will get back to you on that.
Shome Thmoneh... yeah, right.
For the which my tears are laughing, I am in regards to you kindly pleased to stop the bus. My return to the palace is much joy and celebrations, I am prince abadakaba, yet it is unstately for the princes to eat the oyster and change his dress. But after much urinate discharge because of your joy given to my laughter, I must thanks.
My beloved Prince, your discharging brings me much pleasure, and if it may please you sir I will make mention of this recommending on my future business correspondence.
A. Mark and M. Ewbie in the same forum?
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Loving your sense of humor! Oh, thats not humor? Im so so sorry...carry on.
My Saturday is getting better by the minute. I have other things to do, but sod 'em.
Jools99 Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago
I am think your new hub is so, so fun. I laughed so much that my bottom burped in an accident. This is not a good thing - I am reading it on my smarter phone on the bus. I put my thumb up in your special place to say it is a vote up!