My Content: Hubs, Answers, and Forums
10Funny Google Glass Review
A user experience review and thoughts on using the brilliant Google Glass for everyday life. Spoof.
30How I Achieved Success and Became a Best-Selling Author
How my editor showed me the route to success and achievement. Dedicated to his memory.
43Banned From Pinterest
Yet another site has banned me. This time it is Pinterest for self-promotion. An article about it.
10How to Get Money From Parents
If you need money fast the best place to start asking is from home. Your parents will not refuse if you play them right. Here are some tips.
30Dogs for Gays and Other Types of Special Owners
What sort of dog should gay people be allowed to own? Different types of dogs and minority owners explored in a helpful and caring way.
16Illustrated Business Expressions and Management Sayings
A sarcastic and humorous look at the ridiculous things management and bosses say in order to motivate their workers.
23Creative Writing Does Not Make Money
This is a note to myself, a reminder, that writing creative pieces does not make any money. It is the exact opposite of what the searchers are looking for.
23Panda Wars:Hubpages versus Squidoo
Which is a better site to write at? Who will win the user generated content war?
44Funny Stickman Coloring Pages
A humorous page of stickmen you can color in. Suitable for all - enjoy the thrill that comes from a crayon in your hand.
25Ways to Waste Time on the Internet
Do you want to find ways to waste time or be aware of those that do waste your time? The answer might be in here or maybe it is just another internet time-waster.
22Dead Animal by the Side of the Road
I caught a glimpse of an animal by the side of the road as I drove home. These are my sort of poetic thoughts on the matter.
62How (Not) to Write a Stellar Hub
Excellent information from one of HubPages more senior writers - on the whys and wherefores of creating absolutely first class content using the map capsule
31Why Are You Such an Idiot?
A brief query as to why you are an idiot. A simple page explaining how you can't do anything about it and everyone hates you.
36An Internet Ghost on Facebook and Pinterest
Ever wondered why your Pinterest pins or Facebook posts seem to be invisible to other readers? You probably got made into an internet ghost.
18Shakespeare Learns About MTurk, Internet Writing and Stellar Hubs
How Shakespeare put Hamlet on a writing site and got rejected for not being internet friendly enough. What can he do? Employ the world's finest perhaps?
33People Who Use Annoying Emoticons
Why do people persist in posting picture of things and silly emoticons when I am trying to have a sensible forum discussion?
20Famous People with Facial Hair
Tips on drawing facial hair and images of famous people wearing it.
35People Who Laugh Too Much
This is about those over-the-top laughter responses to forum posts or articles. Where people find things so funny they post ever wilder statements about parts of their bodies flying off.
33Fun Things to Do With a Stick
This page covers pretty much everything you can do with a stick - from swishing it to poking things. Illustrated examples - safe for kids of all ages.
15What Makes Something Go Viral?
Everyone wants to go viral and very few achieve it. What is the difference between normal content and that elusive viral hit?
19Valentines Day Tale of a Romantic Stickman
Will our stickman romantic fool find true love on Valentine's day? Can there be a happy ending?
28What Should You Post on Facebook?
A sideways look at what your Facebook posts should consist of. How to get noticed, shared and all that good social networking stuff.
21iPhone Poem
Some beautiful poetry about the iPhone written in poem form by a first class rhyming writer.
10Stupid People on Facebook
University report proves that Facebook liking can damage your brains ability to make simple yes/no decision.
17How to Draw a Zombie Stickman
How to draw zombie stickmen in order to communicate with the rescue services and save your family from an attack of certain death and eating. Does contain some blood (red ink mainly).
14What is a Stickman
What is a stickman, why they are great, who draws them and a host of other information on this icon of the internet age.
32Facebook Paranoia - Big Brother is Watching You
Winston works for Facebook as a government agent. He finds conspiracists and earns enough credits to eat. All he has to do is be careful. A short Orwellian story about Facebook.
27My Expired Domain Stolen
Expired domain name been taken up by someone else? That's what happened to me. I did a bit of digging into a sordid trick played by the internet cowboys.
7Xmas Stickman Pictures and Festive Satire
A stickman celebration of Xmas and it's special meaning in a religious and marketing sense.
14How to Draw Cartoons - Simple Tips and Hints
How to hints and tips on drawing cartoons for web sites - sizing, signing, captions and so on.
39How to Leave Pointless Facebook Groups
How and why to leave Facebook groups to avoid being spammed.
27Illustrated Pictures of Proverbs and Sayings
A series of adages and sayings with a rough guess at the meaning and a stick cartoon to accompany them. The emphasis on humor rather than any great revelation.
53Can You Really Make Money Writing Online?
A rant about the internet writing game - the content, the spamming and the pointless nature of it.
26How to Make Pictures Using Words
Not Ascii Art, but drawings of people and animals where the shape is made out of the letters in the name - it makes more sense if you just look at it.
11Stickman Holding Hands
A simple page of text and pictures on the emotive subject of stickmen holding hands.
0The Naked Stickman Naturist Club
Stickman as God intended, assuming he intended him not to be wearing any clothes. Drawn in a natural setting these pics are for educational purposes only.
18How to Draw a Stick Animal
A simple how to on drawing various stick animals. Ideas and examples for those with some time on their hands and a felt tip pen.
45How to Get Rich Quick - The Facts
Here's the real way get rich quick works. A millionaire offers free tips.
32Famous Stickman and Stick Figures
A collection of famous and celebrity stick figures hand drawn in beautiful 2D semi realistic felt tip pen. From someone who probably spends too much time drawing stickmen.
36Farty Frog and the Witch, Fairy and Rocket Story for Kids
A story for children sort of, about a frog or something. Fairy, witch, rocket and farts - that's about it. Oh, and a frog of course.
23Funny Alternative Ten Commandments
A humorous version of the ten commandments, reworked for more modern times.
10What is Stick Art or Naive Art?
A leading stick artist discusses this new art movement, their part in it and the future for stick drawing.
41The Meaning of the Easter Jesus - Satire
Easter satire - some thoughts on Jesus, Resurrection and chocolate bunnies by one of the lastmost writers on religious teachings.
16Story of a Stickman
The life story of a humble stickman - through birth to the end - with the highlights illustrated in stick style graphics.
20Olympic Games - Sport, Satire and Stickman Cartoons
The Stick Olympics is a celebration of athletic prowess, bribery competence, and effective drug cheating. This illustrated article pays homage to the stickmen who win the gold.
31How Many Managers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Changing a light bulb is a complex task that require rigorous planning and budgeting. How did they manage to change light bulbs before graduate project managers arrived?
34How To Draw a Rastafarian or Dreadlock Stickman
A guide to drawing Rasta themed stickmen or women in cartoon style. Colors, dreadlocks and all the essentials are covered in this non award winning article.
23Stickman Humor Cartoon Drawing
Some basics of stickman cartoon design and captioning. A simple how to which might give some ideas to anyone drawing cartoons.
32Circus Cartoons and Humor
The Stick Circus is coming to town - roll up for the greatest show on earth! Pictures, cartoons and writing about jugglers, clowns, acrobats and more.
70How Did I Get So Many Followers So Fast?
How to get followers and why you need them. A simple article on social networking and making the most of people you meet.
59Pinterest Puns, Cartoons and Fridge Magnets
All things bright and Pinteresting - Mark Ewbie drew them all. Well, not really. Some cartoon stuff.
48Religious, Irreverent, Blasphemous Cartoons and Satire
A collection of irreverent religious themed stick style cartoons and some writing on the subject. Not intended to cause offence, but that would be a bonus.
103How to Draw a Stick Woman
The question of stick women and their design is one of the big debates raging on the internet. As well as highly informative content this page contains female stick character drawings suggested by readers.
68Facebook is a Waste of Time
Why Facebook is a waste of time and why quitting it is the best thing to do.
61Drawing Stick People Pictures
A writer and sort of artist talks about drawing and learning and finding a way to visually represent things.
52Alternative for Dogs Who Hate Wearing Lampshade Collars
Dogs hate wearing those plastic collars that cover their entire head. They can't see all around them, other dogs attack them - but there is an alternative. The Inflatable Collar - brilliant.
257HubPages Scam - The Truth
Why writing at HubPages is a scam and how they steal all my money. A decent truthful writer explains how they got mixed up in a web of lies and tries to redress the balance. Not entirely honest.
18Too Many Managers Means Nothing Gets Done
There are too many managers managing ever fewer workers. A college system that churns out people with meaningless buzz words and no useful skills has turned the pyramid upside down.
24What Should I Write About Today?
What to write about is one of the key issues facing any writer, especially one who hasn't got the foggiest idea. A thousand words on the problem, without actually solving it.
23Funny Poll Questions and Ideas
Polls can make a page come alive with visitor interaction. It is fun for the reader and a chance to give them and you valuable feedback. Used wisely they make a welcome addition.
14Siri is Useless, Annoying and Gay
Siri is the iPhone helpful voice which can answer all manner of queries. Sometimes even Siri gets it wrong. There are consequences...
27How to Remove your Head from your Ass
Advice for people who suffer from this common condition. The first thing is to make them aware of it. That's the main thing to be honest.
28Eeyore, Pooh and the Disney Visit
Eeyore doesn't like apples. This does not get the MegaCorp Grand Wood Open Day off to the best of starts. Pooh and friends try to help. A short story by a fan.
26How to Unblock a Sink - Best Easy Way - No Chemicals
How to unblock or unclog, however you say it, a sink or shower waste drain. Simple, no chemicals, and just one fairly cheap piece of kit.
17Wedding Write Ups – Humor for Your Perfect Day
Reporting on your wedding day is cheaper than you think. A first rate author explains how the deal works, and how you can make your special day even more wonderful with a personalised write up. Spoof, humor, and all that stuff. Although, I'd do it for the money if offered.
40Driving a BMW Rear Wheel Drive in the Winter Snow and Ice
Why the BMW rear wheel drive is rubbish in the snow and ice and what to do about it.
0How to Draw a Stickman
How to draw stickmen, simple advice for amateur artists. Some design suggestions, basic tips and a few jokes, oh and some neat stickmen as well.
54Why You Should Hit Your Child
A good thrashing teaches respect and is essential to show those children who is the boss. Hit your child hard and often, and benefit from the exercise.
19Kindle Flame Review
The new Kindle Flame will set the world on Fire, and that's not just a problem with batteries over heating. Emphasis on humor, rather than sales...
51Pooh Takes Christopher Robin Home
A short story about Pooh and Christopher Robin, dealing with aging, death, friendship and going home. Touching, sad and hopefully rewarding.
107Banned From Reddit - Come Back in an Hour
Getting banned from Reddit is easy but it's not that great a loss. Perhaps staying would be worse. This is how and why I got banned for sharing some links.
33Example of Award and Prize Winning Competition Entry
Award winning advice on competitive writing from a non award winning writer. Write stunning prose, knockout poems or just read this and waste some more time.
52The Funny Story of How I Became a Lesbian
The true 'ish story of how I changed into a lesbian and what became of me... Ok, it's a spoof but you might find it funny.
37Stupid Money Making Schemes and Ideas
A variety of ideas that will lose rather than make you any money. Although.. as money making ideas never work, maybe money losing ideas could. It's an angle - caveat emptor.
22A Funny Collection of Stickman Pictures that Rhyme with Stick
A collection of stickman pictures in a rhyming fashion - any excuse to draw some stickmen. Quick man, trick man - all the ick words in a stickman picture style
45How to Deal With Spiders
How to catch and dispose of spiders humanely without too much fear basically.
42Rhyming Google Poetry or a Poem about Google
Google is the rhyme, or rhythm to our lives (ed: no it isn't)so this poet wrote a poem, an ode to Google. There aren't so many words that rhyme with Google so watch out for poetic licence.
55Funny Plumber's Story - Always Use Drano Products
A humorous story about plumbing and product placement, told in the words of a humble, yet rich, plumber.
28Create Your Own Images and Unique Illustrations
Why creating your own images is rewarding and legally safer than copying from other people.
26Ten Funny Fart Gags and Jokes
Top ten funniest fart gags would be stretching it a bit - ten fart jokes might be better. Anyway, at least one of them is funny. Arguably.
30Tips and Advice on Writing a Short Story for a Kindle
There is not much genuine advice or writing tips for Kindle short stories. This article contributes towards that picture.
31How to Draw a Giraffe
If you want to draw a giraffe quickly and accurately this self instruction page will show you how. Contains some sarcasm. And a giraffe.
23Short Funny Diary of an Internet Author
A short and unintentionally funny diary of my first week and last week as a proper internet writer. Probably shorter than actually funny but that's why I'm back doing the day job.
37How to Write an Introduction - A Foreword for My Book
How to write a foreword or introduction to your masterpiece. A top author would have been nice to ask, but we got Mark Ewbie instead.
21What is Thin Content and How to Avoid It?
What is thin content, why is it on the internet and how you can avoid it. I try to cover these areas by providing some of my own very fat content.
85Application Letter for a Writing Job at a Paper
My spoof application for a writing job at a paper, any paper, I'm not proud. I might even send it off sometime, you never know...
18How Does The Google Panda Algorithm Work?
A sarcastic view of the Google algorithm and it's decision making process where quality and humor are concerned.
60Big Bad Wolf Eats A Baby Pig Pie
Is Baby Pig Pie as delicious as it sounds? Mmmm, I'm feeling hungry, and I'm not even a Big Bad Wolf. A childrens story with some humor for grown ups as well.
27Funny and Annoying Optical Illusions and IQ Tests
Here's an antidote to all those hackneyed optical illusions and aggravating IQ tests.
37Humor and Satire on the End of the World
Heard the rumour about the end of world tomorrow? Me too. It's all a bit worrying. Is there a bright side to it?
35Taliban Treatment of Women
A satire on the way Taliban treat their women with abuse and cruelty. Written in the humorous style of a pinup calendar - each month brings a new set of problems for the innocent girls and women.
1What does the i in iPhone or iPad mean or stand for?
Ever wondered what the Apple i in iPhone, iPad, etc. stands for or means? Here's a poll, an answer, and a whole lot more - in this arguably humorous article.
27Thoughts and Tribute for My Best Friend
A tribute to my best friend, some words to show how much his company means to me and how important a friend he is.
115Winnie The Pooh Short Story - The Important Letter
A new short story about Winnie the Pooh written in the style of AA Milne by a fan. Humour, sadness and an uplifting ending. Enjoy.
17My iPad 2 Poem – Poetry About the iPad 2
There's not enough poetry about the iPad 2 on the web. Funny, smart, wry - and a poem as well!
22What are the Best Subjects to Write Articles About?
Which topics shall I write about? The solution is to choose the subjects that you can deliver original, entertaining, informative and most importantly, reader satisfying, content on.
41Rude Tips and Funny Sex Facts
A humorous page that talks about the down below business of men and ladies sex bits. Rude but important information on what goes where and when it shouldn't.
10Is a BMW the Best Car you can buy?
The best car is the BMW? I reckon. And I'm not just saying that as a car dealer!
16How to Pick Up Women in a Shop, Mall or Store - Humor
Humorous tips for men on finding love in a supermarket, mall, store or any retail outlet - aimed at meeting lady persons of the opposite sex.
227How to Write a Successful Article at Hubpages
How to write a successful article at the HubPages or any online content writing site. Note, that's my definition of writing success - may not be the same as yours.
18Why There Are Way Too Many Ads on the Internet
Is web advertising a necessary evil, or is it just evil? Here is an article with more information than adverts - now there's a first.
15Why do People Use the F Word All the Time
It's easy to use the F Word frequently. But there are lots of other words as well. Not just talking about swearing, but long clever words.
39I Want to Stop Working
I want to give up working, I don't want to work anymore. I hate work and work hates me. This article is about work and how awful it is.
27How to Write A One Thousand Word Essay
Writing a thousand words is a simple challenge for an online article writer. An essay type answer to the question.
0My Dog Has A Tick: How Do I Get That Off and Get Rid Of It
How to get a tick off your dog the same way the vets do. Remove ticks easily, reliably, painlessly.
0Funny Performance Appraisal Comments and Review from my Boss
A humorous example of a poor performance appraisal, not entirely accurate in my opinion, although my boss thinks it is.
17Men Who Hate Cooking Recipes: We Don’t, Wont and Can’t Cook
Why do men find it hard to get started on the cooking deal? A short moan and motivator - it's really not that hard.
12Funny List of Useless New Year Resolutions with Polls and Cartoons
A humorous look at useless New Year resolutions with added polls for extra satisfaction. Contains the usual popular ideas and a festive layer of sarcasm.
0Best Easy Ways How to Get Hurt or Injure Yourself at Work and Claim
How to hurt or injure yourself at work in order to make a personal injury claim. Arguably humourous but I won't be giving up the day job. Not unless I can cause an accident...
0Easy Simple Cooking Ideas and Recipes for Single Men: Pasta Surprise
Easy cook instructions for a simple pasta recipe for the single man. Tastes OK too.
0What are Best Gift Ideas to Buy for Very Rich Wealthy People
Expensive gifts for rich people - the best that money can buy.
38How to Win Internet Arguments: Best Tips for Funny Forum Fighting
It's fun winning internet arguments and winding people up on forums. My guide to playing flame wars and troll games on any board of your choosing.
0How To Write Good Product Reviews
Writing a product review is not just about listing its abilities and how much it costs. You need to believe in it in order to sell it.
0My Best Fast Loan Ideas: Quick Easy Ways to Borrow Money
If you need a fast loan idea to borrow money quickly to pay unexpected bills or some other debt emergency - here is my short simple list of places, ways and methods to get urgent money fast.
47How to Tell if a Pet is Gay
Are you worried that your dog or cat might be gay? Come to the world renowned gay animal treatment center....
0Funny Things about London with Tips for Visitors
Alternative London travel guide offers a jaundiced, humorous view of the City and its strange inhabitants.
0Ideas for Storing and Tidying Stuffed Animal Toys
A variety of ways to organise and store soft stuffed animal toys - hammocks, hanging space, under bed storage solutions.
18Stop Swearing, Cursing and Cussing with Profanity Software Filter Program
Too much swearing, cursing and cussing on the internet? Article has links to protection software from Amazon and also discusses the subject of swearing in a light hearted manner.
0Quick Easy Gift Ideas For Her
Some quick, simple gift and present ideas for the woman in your life; written for the struggling man who just wants to please or surprise her, for once.
0How to Use Your Credit Card To Buy Stuff Online
How to shop on the internet using a credit card to make purchases. Some real information and some humor.
12Is the Kindle Better than Real Books?
The Kindle has been around for a while now. eBook sales are booming and the traditional print industry is suffering. Is this just marketing, or is the Kindle better than real books?
0How to Find Wealthy Friends on Facebook
Rich Facebook friends and networking opportunities - is it as good as they say? Humorous article explains that the social friendship road isn't paved with gold, or maybe that's just me.
