My Content: Hubs, Answers, and Forums
A user experience review and thoughts on using the brilliant Google Glass for everyday life. Spoof.
How my editor showed me the route to success and achievement. Dedicated to his memory.
Yet another site has banned me. This time it is Pinterest for self-promotion. An article about it.
If you need money fast the best place to start asking is from home. Your parents will not refuse if you play them right. Here are some tips.
What sort of dog should gay people be allowed to own? Different types of dogs and minority owners explored in a helpful and caring way.
A sarcastic and humorous look at the ridiculous things management and bosses say in order to motivate their workers.
This is a note to myself, a reminder, that writing creative pieces does not make any money. It is the exact opposite of what the searchers are looking for.
Which is a better site to write at? Who will win the user generated content war?
A humorous page of stickmen you can color in. Suitable for all - enjoy the thrill that comes from a crayon in your hand.
Do you want to find ways to waste time or be aware of those that do waste your time? The answer might be in here or maybe it is just another internet time-waster.
I caught a glimpse of an animal by the side of the road as I drove home. These are my sort of poetic thoughts on the matter.
Excellent information from one of HubPages more senior writers - on the whys and wherefores of creating absolutely first class content using the map capsule
A brief query as to why you are an idiot. A simple page explaining how you can't do anything about it and everyone hates you.
Ever wondered why your Pinterest pins or Facebook posts seem to be invisible to other readers? You probably got made into an internet ghost.
How Shakespeare put Hamlet on a writing site and got rejected for not being internet friendly enough. What can he do? Employ the world's finest perhaps?
Why do people persist in posting picture of things and silly emoticons when I am trying to have a sensible forum discussion?
Tips on drawing facial hair and images of famous people wearing it.
This is about those over-the-top laughter responses to forum posts or articles. Where people find things so funny they post ever wilder statements about parts of their bodies flying off.
My Aunt gets very hot.
This page covers pretty much everything you can do with a stick - from swishing it to poking things. Illustrated examples - safe for kids of all ages.
Everyone wants to go viral and very few achieve it. What is the difference between normal content and that elusive viral hit?
Will our stickman romantic fool find true love on Valentine's day? Can there be a happy ending?
A sideways look at what your Facebook posts should consist of. How to get noticed, shared and all that good social networking stuff.
Some beautiful poetry about the iPhone written in poem form by a first class rhyming writer.
University report proves that Facebook liking can damage your brains ability to make simple yes/no decision.
How to draw zombie stickmen in order to communicate with the rescue services and save your family from an attack of certain death and eating. Does contain some blood (red ink mainly).
A few ideas for killing time - fifteen minutes as it happens.
What is a stickman, why they are great, who draws them and a host of other information on this icon of the internet age.
Winston works for Facebook as a government agent. He finds conspiracists and earns enough credits to eat. All he has to do is be careful. A short Orwellian story about Facebook.
Expired domain name been taken up by someone else? That's what happened to me. I did a bit of digging into a sordid trick played by the internet cowboys.
A stickman celebration of Xmas and it's special meaning in a religious and marketing sense.
How to hints and tips on drawing cartoons for web sites - sizing, signing, captions and so on.
How and why to leave Facebook groups to avoid being spammed.
A series of adages and sayings with a rough guess at the meaning and a stick cartoon to accompany them. The emphasis on humor rather than any great revelation.
A rant about the internet writing game - the content, the spamming and the pointless nature of it.
Not Ascii Art, but drawings of people and animals where the shape is made out of the letters in the name - it makes more sense if you just look at it.
A simple page of text and pictures on the emotive subject of stickmen holding hands.
Stickman as God intended, assuming he intended him not to be wearing any clothes. Drawn in a natural setting these pics are for educational purposes only.
A simple how to on drawing various stick animals. Ideas and examples for those with some time on their hands and a felt tip pen.
Here's the real way get rich quick works. A millionaire offers free tips.
A collection of famous and celebrity stick figures hand drawn in beautiful 2D semi realistic felt tip pen. From someone who probably spends too much time drawing stickmen.
A story for children sort of, about a frog or something. Fairy, witch, rocket and farts - that's about it. Oh, and a frog of course.
A humorous version of the ten commandments, reworked for more modern times.
A leading stick artist discusses this new art movement, their part in it and the future for stick drawing.
Easter satire - some thoughts on Jesus, Resurrection and chocolate bunnies by one of the lastmost writers on religious teachings.
The life story of a humble stickman - through birth to the end - with the highlights illustrated in stick style graphics.
The Stick Olympics is a celebration of athletic prowess, bribery competence, and effective drug cheating. This illustrated article pays homage to the stickmen who win the gold.
Changing a light bulb is a complex task that require rigorous planning and budgeting. How did they manage to change light bulbs before graduate project managers arrived?
A guide to drawing Rasta themed stickmen or women in cartoon style. Colors, dreadlocks and all the essentials are covered in this non award winning article.
Some basics of stickman cartoon design and captioning. A simple how to which might give some ideas to anyone drawing cartoons.
The Stick Circus is coming to town - roll up for the greatest show on earth! Pictures, cartoons and writing about jugglers, clowns, acrobats and more.
How to get followers and why you need them. A simple article on social networking and making the most of people you meet.
All things bright and Pinteresting - Mark Ewbie drew them all. Well, not really. Some cartoon stuff.
A collection of irreverent religious themed stick style cartoons and some writing on the subject. Not intended to cause offence, but that would be a bonus.
The question of stick women and their design is one of the big debates raging on the internet. As well as highly informative content this page contains female stick character drawings suggested by readers.
Why Facebook is a waste of time and why quitting it is the best thing to do.
A writer and sort of artist talks about drawing and learning and finding a way to visually represent things.
Dogs hate wearing those plastic collars that cover their entire head. They can't see all around them, other dogs attack them - but there is an alternative. The Inflatable Collar - brilliant.
Why writing at HubPages is a scam and how they steal all my money. A decent truthful writer explains how they got mixed up in a web of lies and tries to redress the balance. Not entirely honest.
There are too many managers managing ever fewer workers. A college system that churns out people with meaningless buzz words and no useful skills has turned the pyramid upside down.
What to write about is one of the key issues facing any writer, especially one who hasn't got the foggiest idea. A thousand words on the problem, without actually solving it.
Polls can make a page come alive with visitor interaction. It is fun for the reader and a chance to give them and you valuable feedback. Used wisely they make a welcome addition.
Siri is the iPhone helpful voice which can answer all manner of queries. Sometimes even Siri gets it wrong. There are consequences...
Advice for people who suffer from this common condition. The first thing is to make them aware of it. That's the main thing to be honest.
Eeyore doesn't like apples. This does not get the MegaCorp Grand Wood Open Day off to the best of starts. Pooh and friends try to help. A short story by a fan.
How to unblock or unclog, however you say it, a sink or shower waste drain. Simple, no chemicals, and just one fairly cheap piece of kit.
Reporting on your wedding day is cheaper than you think. A first rate author explains how the deal works, and how you can make your special day even more wonderful with a personalised write up. Spoof, humor, and all that stuff. Although, I'd do it for the money if offered.
Why the BMW rear wheel drive is rubbish in the snow and ice and what to do about it.
How to draw stickmen, simple advice for amateur artists. Some design suggestions, basic tips and a few jokes, oh and some neat stickmen as well.
A good thrashing teaches respect and is essential to show those children who is the boss. Hit your child hard and often, and benefit from the exercise.
The new Kindle Flame will set the world on Fire, and that's not just a problem with batteries over heating. Emphasis on humor, rather than sales...
A short story about Pooh and Christopher Robin, dealing with aging, death, friendship and going home. Touching, sad and hopefully rewarding.
Getting banned from Reddit is easy but it's not that great a loss. Perhaps staying would be worse. This is how and why I got banned for sharing some links.
Award winning advice on competitive writing from a non award winning writer. Write stunning prose, knockout poems or just read this and waste some more time.
The true 'ish story of how I changed into a lesbian and what became of me... Ok, it's a spoof but you might find it funny.
A variety of ideas that will lose rather than make you any money. Although.. as money making ideas never work, maybe money losing ideas could. It's an angle - caveat emptor.
One dollar equals how many cents? The answer is right here...
A collection of stickman pictures in a rhyming fashion - any excuse to draw some stickmen. Quick man, trick man - all the ick words in a stickman picture style
How to catch and dispose of spiders humanely without too much fear basically.
Google is the rhyme, or rhythm to our lives (ed: no it isn't)so this poet wrote a poem, an ode to Google. There aren't so many words that rhyme with Google so watch out for poetic licence.
A humorous story about plumbing and product placement, told in the words of a humble, yet rich, plumber.
Why creating your own images is rewarding and legally safer than copying from other people.
Top ten funniest fart gags would be stretching it a bit - ten fart jokes might be better. Anyway, at least one of them is funny. Arguably.
There is not much genuine advice or writing tips for Kindle short stories. This article contributes towards that picture.
If you want to draw a giraffe quickly and accurately this self instruction page will show you how. Contains some sarcasm. And a giraffe.
A short and unintentionally funny diary of my first week and last week as a proper internet writer. Probably shorter than actually funny but that's why I'm back doing the day job.
How to write a foreword or introduction to your masterpiece. A top author would have been nice to ask, but we got Mark Ewbie instead.
What is thin content, why is it on the internet and how you can avoid it. I try to cover these areas by providing some of my own very fat content.
My spoof application for a writing job at a paper, any paper, I'm not proud. I might even send it off sometime, you never know...
A sarcastic view of the Google algorithm and it's decision making process where quality and humor are concerned.
Is Baby Pig Pie as delicious as it sounds? Mmmm, I'm feeling hungry, and I'm not even a Big Bad Wolf. A childrens story with some humor for grown ups as well.
Here's an antidote to all those hackneyed optical illusions and aggravating IQ tests.
Heard the rumour about the end of world tomorrow? Me too. It's all a bit worrying. Is there a bright side to it?
A satire on the way Taliban treat their women with abuse and cruelty. Written in the humorous style of a pinup calendar - each month brings a new set of problems for the innocent girls and women.
Ever wondered what the Apple i in iPhone, iPad, etc. stands for or means? Here's a poll, an answer, and a whole lot more - in this arguably humorous article.
A tribute to my best friend, some words to show how much his company means to me and how important a friend he is.
A new short story about Winnie the Pooh written in the style of AA Milne by a fan. Humour, sadness and an uplifting ending. Enjoy.
There's not enough poetry about the iPad 2 on the web. Funny, smart, wry - and a poem as well!
Which topics shall I write about? The solution is to choose the subjects that you can deliver original, entertaining, informative and most importantly, reader satisfying, content on.
Best selling toasters available from Amazon.
A humorous page that talks about the down below business of men and ladies sex bits. Rude but important information on what goes where and when it shouldn't.
The best car is the BMW? I reckon. And I'm not just saying that as a car dealer!
Humorous tips for men on finding love in a supermarket, mall, store or any retail outlet - aimed at meeting lady persons of the opposite sex.
How to write a successful article at the HubPages or any online content writing site. Note, that's my definition of writing success - may not be the same as yours.
Is web advertising a necessary evil, or is it just evil? Here is an article with more information than adverts - now there's a first.
It's easy to use the F Word frequently. But there are lots of other words as well. Not just talking about swearing, but long clever words.
I want to give up working, I don't want to work anymore. I hate work and work hates me. This article is about work and how awful it is.
Writing a thousand words is a simple challenge for an online article writer. An essay type answer to the question.
How to get a tick off your dog the same way the vets do. Remove ticks easily, reliably, painlessly.
A humorous example of a poor performance appraisal, not entirely accurate in my opinion, although my boss thinks it is.
Why do men find it hard to get started on the cooking deal? A short moan and motivator - it's really not that hard.
A humorous look at useless New Year resolutions with added polls for extra satisfaction. Contains the usual popular ideas and a festive layer of sarcasm.
How to hurt or injure yourself at work in order to make a personal injury claim. Arguably humourous but I won't be giving up the day job. Not unless I can cause an accident...
Easy cook instructions for a simple pasta recipe for the single man. Tastes OK too.
Expensive gifts for rich people - the best that money can buy.
It's fun winning internet arguments and winding people up on forums. My guide to playing flame wars and troll games on any board of your choosing.
Writing a product review is not just about listing its abilities and how much it costs. You need to believe in it in order to sell it.
If you need a fast loan idea to borrow money quickly to pay unexpected bills or some other debt emergency - here is my short simple list of places, ways and methods to get urgent money fast.
Are you worried that your dog or cat might be gay? Come to the world renowned gay animal treatment center....
Alternative London travel guide offers a jaundiced, humorous view of the City and its strange inhabitants.
A variety of ways to organise and store soft stuffed animal toys - hammocks, hanging space, under bed storage solutions.
Too much swearing, cursing and cussing on the internet? Article has links to protection software from Amazon and also discusses the subject of swearing in a light hearted manner.
Some quick, simple gift and present ideas for the woman in your life; written for the struggling man who just wants to please or surprise her, for once.
How to shop on the internet using a credit card to make purchases. Some real information and some humor.
The Kindle has been around for a while now. eBook sales are booming and the traditional print industry is suffering. Is this just marketing, or is the Kindle better than real books?
Rich Facebook friends and networking opportunities - is it as good as they say? Humorous article explains that the social friendship road isn't paved with gold, or maybe that's just me.